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Mommy’s “He Can Invade My Ukraine If He Wants” Joke Fails Miserably
Bellevue, WA A poorly timed joke landed Oliver’s Mommy Helen in some hot water during Wednesday’s brunch in the Seattle...
So You Accidentally Put The Wrong F**king Flag On Your Twitter Profile…
Harriet McCarthy (Contributor) Hey ladies! It is soooo difficult to keep up with all of those trends when it comes...
Breaking News: Genius Mommy Stock Picker Frustrated Hubby Still Questions Hot Stock Tips
Palo Alto, CA Genius stock picker, and Alexandra, Paul, and Nancy’s Mommy Nancy Pelosi is reportedly frustrated that Hubby, and...
Breaking News: Receipt of 10,000th Dick Pic Finally Destroys Single Mommy’s Soul
Ogden, UT Local single Mommy, Felicity and Odin’s Mommy Pam, reluctantly opened her text message application, to see if love...
Unceded Chippewa Native-American Land Repurposed to Include Bird Bath/Shed for Tools
Madison, WI A recent Facebook post demonstrated that hipster couple Hayden’s Mommy and Daddy Stacey and Braydon Johnson freely acknowledge...
Breaking News: Mommy Outraged “All Black” Look F**ked Up by the Color Navy Blue Again
By: Precilla Young Cedar Grove, NJ Breaking News: Local trendsetter and Oliver’s Mommy Hailey was mortified earlier this morning upon...
Democratic, Republican Operatives Begin To Question If Courting White Suburban Housewife Vote “Even F*cking Worth It!”
Manassas, VA Breaking News: According to verified sources, both Democratic and Republican operatives, are beginning to wonder if going after...
Breaking News! Hubby Attempts to Rescind Demand for “Open Relationship” Within 72 Hours of Requesting It
Ontario, OR Local hubby, and apparent man about town, Vivian’s Daddy and Roberta’s Hubby Fred, attempted to rescind his demand...
Breaking News: Panicked Mom, Unable to Find Can Of ‘Cream of Mushroom Soup’, Improvises And Makes “Regular Boring Taco’s” Instead of “Taco Surprise”!
Meridian, Id Breaking News: Local Mommy, Briana and Jayden’s Mommy Gloria Mortenson was is a panic earlier this afternoon, when...
Breaking News: Couple Slow To Realize That Everyone F**king Hates Them
by: Nellie Knudsen Parhump, NV Despite requiring masks for all participants regardless of their COVID status, which at best represented...