Breaking News! Hubby Still Unapologetic Despite Being 100% Rude About Need to Lose Weight!

Mira Loma, CA

This is a developing story! Housewife Mommy Janice reports that her Hubby and Kylies Daddy Carl said, and she quotes, “Look, all I am saying is that I am worried about you. You don’t seem to be healthy, and if I can work 70 hours a week and stay in pretty good shape, could you maybe try to improve your health some? You would feel way better if you lost 20 pounds, just saying, and I will do anything I can to support you. I think you are beautiful as is, and I am 100% saying this as a health matter.”

According to reports, this incident occurred over two hours ago, and despite repeated glances at her cell phone, an apology for the nerve of pointing out the obvious, has yet to appear. According to Mommy Janice over a group chat initiated from a local Dunkin’ Donuts, while there did not appear to be any malice in his tone, “there are some things which you don’t say and that is one of them, am I right?!?”

We asked Kylies Daddy and Janice’s Hubby Carl for comment. Repeated texts have gone largely unanswered except for one terse response saying, and I quote, “Look I don’t know what to say. I have no idea what you are talking about, and I have an unexpected meeting with my boss in like 5 minutes. Maybe you got the wrong number? But I am busy so please stop harassing me.”

This story will be updated as information is made available.

**Update**

After consoling with a friend, Janice could kind of see his point, but reports “I guess I am too fat to have sex with now too then! LOL!” Kylies Daddy and Janice’s Hubby Carl still seems oblivious to the offense he has committed, and was last reported to be texting his wife “Good news. It looks like I got a promotion!!” as if that helps anything. And as IF calling her a fat cow this morning was not bad enough said, and I quote, “we will have enough to finally take that dream beach vacation to Hawaii!”, obviously referring to her as being as bloated as a beached whale.

After deliberating with Jenner’s Mommy Teresa on an appropriate response, she replied “That is great!” before putting her phone down for further comment for the remainder of the day.

***Update***

Reports from the local Wawa suggest that Kylies Daddy and Janice’s Hubby Carl has purchased flowers and a bottle of champagne on his way home from work. He is still apparently without remorse and thinks a promotion and flowers somehow will smooth things over, to which Mommy Janice reports “not this time, bub! I will go on a Weight Loss Journey when I am damn well ready to, asshole.”