Breaking News! Hubby Attempts to Rescind Demand for “Open Relationship” Within 72 Hours of Requesting It

Ontario, OR

Local hubby, and apparent man about town, Vivian’s Daddy and Roberta’s Hubby Fred, attempted to rescind his demand for an open relationship within 72 hours of requesting it. While in the meantime, Vivian’s Mommy is praising the new agreement stating, and we quote, “Be careful what you ask for, I guess. LOL!”

While reports have surfaced that Roberta’s Hubby Fred has made some attempts to embrace the new lifestyle he requested, mostly by joining website Adult Friend Finder, it is also reported that Vivian’s Mommy Roberta is hitting “homerun, after homerun, after homerun, after homerun”, while doing little else than what she normally does.

“Sure I was a little mad at first” Vivian’s Mommy Roberta reported. “But honestly, this is sooooo easy. This handsome gentleman at the grocery store asked if I was married. I said yes, but that we were in an “open relationship”. Next thing you know, he is helping me take groceries out to my car and was giving me his phone number. I was going to text him, but then an even handsomer man at the gym asked the same question. I gave the same response, and now guess who has a date again tonight???”

Vivian’s Daddy and Roberta’s Hubby Fred has not been nearly as successful. In fact, friends report, and we quote “It is a little pathetic, really. He tried to flirt with the clerk at 7-11 and even she said “ew”. Then he thought he had hit a homerun on AFF, but then it ended up being this dude from Nigeria. It was totally obvious that it was a scam too, but he still went along with it. I mean who else says something like “please kindly send promptly the photos of your manhood for pleasuring of my eyes?”

While initially Vivian’s Daddy Fred rejoiced at the idea of “no questions asked” sex with random strangers, he is now beginning to regret this after being told “don’t worry about it” from his wife Vivian’s Mommy Roberta, upon questioning her before she left the house for the 3^rd night in a row. Meanwhile Vivian’s Daddy and Roberta’s Hubby Fred, spent most of the evening sending pictures of his penis to anyone who replied to his unsolicited emails.

**Updated**

Upon Vivian’s Mommy Roberta’s return from yet another night of frolicking, her husband, Vivian’s Daddy and Roberta’s Hubby Fred, attempted to clarify the terms of the arrangement stating “you know, just because we are in an open relationship, doesn’t mean we don’t have sex with each other, right? We should still totally do that at least once a week, don’t you think?” to which Vivian’s Mommy Roberta replied, and we quote “oh how sweet! I think I have Wednesday open next week. We will see if we can fit you into the schedule then, okay sweety? But I am super tired tonight as you can imagine”.

***Updated***

Upon concluding that an “open relationship” was not all that it was “cracked up to be”, and that his spouse Vivian’s Mommy Roberta was much more successful at this than he, Vivian’s Daddy sent a sad “I love you” text to Vivian’s Mommy Roberta before collapsing in tears on the couch while Porn Hub played a continuous stream of unrealistic videos into the night before it too, became disinterested and logged off his laptop for the night.