Mommy Unwittingly Creates Drama By Buying 15 Eggplants At Grocery Store

Santa Fe, NM

Breaking News: Local Mommy, Chloe’s Mommy Annie unwittingly created drama in her relationship with Chloe’s Daddy and Her Hubby Mike by buying 15 eggplants at the local Wawa chain of supermarkets today. Mommy Annie said, and we quote,

“He is always asking if I want 🍆🍆🍆 later. I am not sure why, either. We have been married for 6 years, and all of a sudden he is asking like all of the time. So today he asked again and I said ‘no thank you. I have 🍆🍆🍆🍆 up to my chin at the moment. When will you be coming home today, btw?”

He totally freaked out and I don’t understand why. And I also don’t know why he is asking if I want them. That is just such a strange thing to ask a person…”

We reached out to Chloe’s Daddy and Annie’s Hubby Mike for a reply. He seemed a little distraught and the prospect that his lovely wife would be buried in Eggplants. “So much for trying to be cute and spontaneous, I guess” he replied. “Just because someone is being a little flirty, does not mean that they should have it thrown in their face!”

This is a developing story.

*Updated*

“Okay, so now I am totally confused about this. He sent me a text saying “I am not sure I am okay with this. What if I told you that I was surrounded in 🍑🍑🍑🍑? I guess I am okay with that, but I still don’t get his obsession with fruits and vegetables lately” Chloe’s Mommy stated in a released statement.

In response, Chloe’s Daddy and Annie’s Hubby threw his hands in the air and texted Annie “Fine. If you are getting 🍆🍆🍆🍆 all day, I guess I will give mine to someone else” to which Chloe’s Mommy replied via text “Please do. If I get one more 🍆 today, I am afraid they will start to go bad unless I do something with them now.”

**Updated**

Relations seemed to be normalizing when Chloe’s Daddy and Annie’s Hubby tried to explain via text what the picture of the 🍆 meant. However, things heated up again when an embarrassed Annie texted back “that explains why our neighbor, Gavin’s Mommy Beatrice sends me pictures of 🍑, but never has any for me to take home when we have sex!”.