Breaking News: Hubby Forgets Why He Went to Store in First Place 
Sen. Lindsey Graham Tries To Explain Why He Has Picture Of Putin Riding Horse On Office Wall 
Breaking News: Asking for Manager No Longer Effective At Getting Employees Fired 
Mommy Regrets Checking Phone During “Red Light/Green Light” Game 
Mommy’s “He Can Invade My Ukraine If He Wants” Joke Fails Miserably 
Mommy Regrets Checking Phone During “Red Light/Green Light” Game
Rancho Cucamonga, CA Neighbors are outraged at a tragic accident involving some Lil’ Ones, a series of rose bushes, and...
So You Accidentally Put The Wrong F**king Flag On Your Twitter Profile…
Harriet McCarthy (Contributor) Hey ladies! It is soooo difficult to keep up with all of those trends when it comes...
Breaking News: Receipt of 10,000th Dick Pic Finally Destroys Single Mommy’s Soul
Ogden, UT Local single Mommy, Felicity and Odin’s Mommy Pam, reluctantly opened her text message application, to see if love...
Unceded Chippewa Native-American Land Repurposed to Include Bird Bath/Shed for Tools
Madison, WI A recent Facebook post demonstrated that hipster couple Hayden’s Mommy and Daddy Stacey and Braydon Johnson freely acknowledge...
Breaking News: Hubby Forgets Why He Went to Store in First Place
By: Jolene Johnson (Contributor) Local daddy, Danny and Jasmine’s Daddy Frank, recently found himself in the middle of a local...
Sen. Lindsey Graham Tries To Explain Why He Has Picture Of Putin Riding Horse On Office Wall
By: Mildred Scott Political Contributor Senator Lindsey Graham spoke to reporters on Monday to discuss an emerging controversy when it...
Breaking News: Asking for Manager No Longer Effective At Getting Employees Fired
New York, NY The quest for adequate customer service took a further blow today, as a request to speak with...
Mommy’s “He Can Invade My Ukraine If He Wants” Joke Fails Miserably
Bellevue, WA A poorly timed joke landed Oliver’s Mommy Helen in some hot water during Wednesday’s brunch in the Seattle...
Breaking News: Genius Mommy Stock Picker Frustrated Hubby Still Questions Hot Stock Tips
Palo Alto, CA Genius stock picker, and Alexandra, Paul, and Nancy’s Mommy Nancy Pelosi is reportedly frustrated that Hubby, and...
Breaking News: Mommy Outraged “All Black” Look F**ked Up by the Color Navy Blue Again
By: Precilla Young Cedar Grove, NJ Breaking News: Local trendsetter and Oliver’s Mommy Hailey was mortified earlier this morning upon...