Sen. Lindsey Graham Tries To Explain Why He Has Picture Of Putin Riding Horse On Office Wall
By: Mildred Scott
Political Contributor
Senator Lindsey Graham spoke to reporters on Monday to discuss an emerging controversy when it was discovered that his office contained a picture of a shirtless Vladimir Putin riding a horse.
“Look. I did not know it was Putin. I just saw a photo of a beautiful horse and thought it would look good in my office. I didn’t even notice the half-naked dictator riding him.”
He expanded, “Of course I condemn Putin pointing his large, unbridled missiles towards the Ukraine. I would like to see him point them at me and see what happens!” as the 68 year casually sipped a sweet ginger tea.
“It is in the United States national interest that we become engaged with Putin, and by this I of course mean that we don’t just turn our backs and bend over just because he wants to get 1/3rd of a country that Ukraine has been bombing since 2014.”
When asked why the photo was still in his office, the Senator from South Carolina simply said, “keep your friends close and your enemies closer. That is what I always say, or someone else said it. But that really is a beautiful horse.”
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