Breaking News: Mommy Outraged “All Black” Look F**ked Up by the Color Navy Blue Again
By: Precilla Young Cedar Grove, NJ Breaking News: Local trendsetter and Oliver’s Mommy Hailey was mortified earlier this morning upon...
Month: July 2022
Democratic, Republican Operatives Begin To Question If Courting White Suburban Housewife Vote “Even F*cking Worth It!”
Manassas, VA Breaking News: According to verified sources, both Democratic and Republican operatives, are beginning to wonder if going after...
Breaking News! Hubby Attempts to Rescind Demand for “Open Relationship” Within 72 Hours of Requesting It
Ontario, OR Local hubby, and apparent man about town, Vivian’s Daddy and Roberta’s Hubby Fred, attempted to rescind his demand...
Breaking News: Panicked Mom, Unable to Find Can Of ‘Cream of Mushroom Soup’, Improvises And Makes “Regular Boring Taco’s” Instead of “Taco Surprise”!
Meridian, Id Breaking News: Local Mommy, Briana and Jayden’s Mommy Gloria Mortenson was is a panic earlier this afternoon, when...
Breaking News: Couple Slow To Realize That Everyone F**king Hates Them
by: Nellie Knudsen Parhump, NV Despite requiring masks for all participants regardless of their COVID status, which at best represented...
Breaking News: Mommy Consoling Friend, Beginning To Wonder If/When They Will Ever Get To The Scissoring Part
by: Patricia "Pat" Knudsen Scottsdale, AZ Neisha’s Mommy Carol knew the phone had a sad tone when it rang. It...
Hubby Who Was 100% Right About Something Still Somehow 100% Wrong About Same Thing
By: Holly Sorensen (Contributor) Twin Falls, ID Local hubby and Brandon’s Daddy Brett suspected that he was walking into a...
Breaking News! Hubby Still Unapologetic Despite Being 100% Rude About Need to Lose Weight!
Mira Loma, CA This is a developing story! Housewife Mommy Janice reports that her Hubby and Kylies Daddy Carl said,...
