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So You Thought Adding An “O” To The End of English Words Turned Them Into Spanish Words…
By: Eunice Miller (Contributor) Hey ladies! OMG this is soooo embarrassing. I was eating brunch at our favorite Mexican Food...
Breaking News! Weight Loss Industry “Wildly Indifferent” About Mommy’s One… Weird… Trick!
Henderson, NV In response to an apparent marketing campaign that reportedly has the weight loss industry “furious”, industry spokesperson Megan...
Exclusive: Mommy Blogger Utilizes Wonder of Modern Technology To Rail Against Kids Wearing Bike Helmets
”Hey ladies. I know this is unpopular, but I think out kids are too protected. When I was a kid,...
Breaking News!! Mommy “Cleaning Influencer” Can’t Get Hubby To “Do Jack Shit!!”
Des Moines, IA Local internet hero, Marcy’s Mommy and Mommy Cleaning Influencer Jean Johnson, author of the highly popular “Clean...
Hubby Uses “…NOT!” as a Punchline for “THE LAST F**KING TIME!”
Fishers, IN Breaking News: While insisting that using “NOT” as a punchline is still a legitimate form of comic trope,...
So I guess people laugh when you tell them what your name is now…
By: Karen Schmidt (Contributor) Hey ladies! What in the world is going on lately? Just the other day, I was...
Mommy Unwittingly Creates Drama By Buying 15 Eggplants At Grocery Store
Santa Fe, NM Breaking News: Local Mommy, Chloe’s Mommy Annie unwittingly created drama in her relationship with Chloe’s Daddy and...
So You Accidentally Ran Over The Family Pet Again…
By Marianne Bartlett-Jones (Contributor) Hey ladies! Today I was reminded of a very important thing: Bad habits can lead to...
Is Being A Stay At Home Mommy Really The “Hardest Job In The World”?
By Mommy Jen (Mommy Blog Administrator) I know ladies, this is just click bait and I am sorry. Of course...
Breaking News! Emergency Room Visit Diminishes Value of “Thoughtful” Mother’s Day Gift from Hubby
Murray, Utah Breaking News. Hailey’s Mommy Sandra Jacobson has reported, and we quote, “my hubby Hailey’s Daddy Mark is a...