Breaking News! Hubby Still Unapologetic Despite Being 100% Rude About Need to Lose Weight!
Mira Loma, CA This is a developing story! Housewife Mommy Janice reports that her Hubby and Kylies Daddy Carl said,...
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4th Mimosa 1 Mimosa Too Many
Janice Mortenson (Contributor) Fargo, ND I am presently live blogging crouched in a booth and am reporting on something that...
Breaking News: Go Fund Me Account Created to Help Victim of Tragic Eyeliner Tattoo Accident
by: Trisha Johnson (Contributor) Big Springs, Nebraska A Go Fund Me account has been set up to assist Herbert’s Mommy...
Breaking News! Poorly Worded Reply About Brunch Leads To Irreparable Rift
Hastings, NE According to sources, a standard text conversation about Sunday brunch has led to an irreparable rift between Dwayne’s...
Breaking News! Ambitious Condom Purchase Leads To 4th Lil’ Miracle
Whitewater, WI “I told him it was nothing to be ashamed about but his stupid ego got in the way”...
Facebook Reportedly “Working Fine” Despite Apparent Anomalous Lack of Interest In Weight Loss Journey Update
Scottsbluff, NE Despite repeated assurances from the social media giant that “everything seems to be working fine on our end”,...
Breaking News! Weight Loss Industry “Wildly Indifferent” About Mommy’s One… Weird… Trick!
Henderson, NV In response to an apparent marketing campaign that reportedly has the weight loss industry “furious”, industry spokesperson Megan...
Breaking News!! Mommy “Cleaning Influencer” Can’t Get Hubby To “Do Jack Shit!!”
Des Moines, IA Local internet hero, Marcy’s Mommy and Mommy Cleaning Influencer Jean Johnson, author of the highly popular “Clean...
Hubby Uses “…NOT!” as a Punchline for “THE LAST F**KING TIME!”
Fishers, IN Breaking News: While insisting that using “NOT” as a punchline is still a legitimate form of comic trope,...
Mommy Unwittingly Creates Drama By Buying 15 Eggplants At Grocery Store
Santa Fe, NM Breaking News: Local Mommy, Chloe’s Mommy Annie unwittingly created drama in her relationship with Chloe’s Daddy and...
