Breaking News: Hubby Forgets Why He Went to Store in First Place
By: Jolene Johnson (Contributor)
Local daddy, Danny and Jasmine’s Daddy Frank, recently found himself in the middle of a local Kroger without recall as to why he was there.
“Fuck!” he thought as he was trying to recall why he was there in the first place.
Even worse, he was sent there for a reason. A really specific reason. A reason so important that a person may say “don’t forget _____”.
It was one of those things.
It was certainly nothing which was already in his cart as he was certain Danny and Jasmine’s Mommy Helena did not send him there for a Baby Ruth candy bar, a 4 pack of 16 oz Miller Highlife, or American Spirit cigarettes. It was something to do with food.
Or was it?
“It is like science. If a person tells you to forget about a 50-foot-tall bottle of Lemon Pepper, you are going to think about a 50-foot-tall bottle of Lemon Pepper. If you say, “don’t forget garlic”, you are going to fucking forget garlic. Why do they do this to us?”
As of press time, Danny and Jasmine’s Daddy Frank was still wandering around the local Kroger, though his cart was slightly fuller than before our earlier interaction.
“I mean, we always need cheese right? And chips? And some Windex? Honestly, I have zero fucking clue why I am here.”
When asked why he did not just text his wife and admit that he could not remember why he was there, he instantly shot back.
“Hell no! Before I left I said ‘I got this!’ I got this. I really do! I am pretty sure it was a spice. Any recommendations?”
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