Breaking News! Ambitious Condom Purchase Leads To 4th Lil’ Miracle
Whitewater, WI “I told him it was nothing to be ashamed about but his stupid ego got in the way”...
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Facebook Reportedly “Working Fine” Despite Apparent Anomalous Lack of Interest In Weight Loss Journey Update
Scottsbluff, NE Despite repeated assurances from the social media giant that “everything seems to be working fine on our end”,...
Breaking News! Weight Loss Industry “Wildly Indifferent” About Mommy’s One… Weird… Trick!
Henderson, NV In response to an apparent marketing campaign that reportedly has the weight loss industry “furious”, industry spokesperson Megan...
Breaking News!! Mommy “Cleaning Influencer” Can’t Get Hubby To “Do Jack Shit!!”
Des Moines, IA Local internet hero, Marcy’s Mommy and Mommy Cleaning Influencer Jean Johnson, author of the highly popular “Clean...
Hubby Uses “…NOT!” as a Punchline for “THE LAST F**KING TIME!”
Fishers, IN Breaking News: While insisting that using “NOT” as a punchline is still a legitimate form of comic trope,...
Mommy Unwittingly Creates Drama By Buying 15 Eggplants At Grocery Store
Santa Fe, NM Breaking News: Local Mommy, Chloe’s Mommy Annie unwittingly created drama in her relationship with Chloe’s Daddy and...
Breaking News! Emergency Room Visit Diminishes Value of “Thoughtful” Mother’s Day Gift from Hubby
Murray, Utah Breaking News. Hailey’s Mommy Sandra Jacobson has reported, and we quote, “my hubby Hailey’s Daddy Mark is a...
