Breaking News: Tsunami Grossed Out By Prospect of Hitting San Francisco Abruptly Changes Course!
As of 11:54 AM PST, the National Weather Service canceled a Tsunami Warning affecting much of the Northern California coastline including The Bay area, extending into Southern Oregon.
The National Weather Service has not yet determined why the tsunami abruptly changed course, but a source familiar with the way tsunami’s think added that “perhaps the idea of flooding streets full of needles and human feces was just too gross for the tsunami to deal with, so it decided to bail? I really don’t know.”
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