Breaking News: Democratic Operative Forced to Admit They Were Never Invited Over for Thanksgiving Dinner in The First Place
By: Holly Stenson (Contributor)
Washington DC
Following a recent trend she noticed on social media site X, little known Democratic Operative and Strategist, Kylee Johnson, took to X and posted the following proclamation on November 6, 2024:
“I just learned my 1st cousin voted for Trump! Sad to say, but I won’t be going to Thanksgiving with people who are racist, misogynistic, and who want to go to war with Ukraine instead of Russia! Others in my family may have voted for him too, but this is not confirmed. FAFO Russian loving assholes! Who is with me!”
While some responded to the post affirmatively, others, even some who did not vote for Trump, were not as on-board with the idea of abandoning their entire family simply due them voting differently.
“I mean, I don’t like how they voted, but they are good people. My Aunt Kay is MAGA but she is hilarious. We will probably just not discuss politics TBH.” one user wrote.
Mommies4Mommies reached out to party organizer and host of this year’s Thanksgiving festivities for the Johnson clan, Kylee’s own mother, Barbara Johnson.
Mommies4Mommies: “Are you aware that your daughter is boycotting Thanksgiving this year because of the election?”
Kaylee’s Mommy Barbara: “Let me start this by saying I love my daughter. Very much. But to be honest, Thanksgiving has been a nightmare for the better part of a decade. Last year she told her own grandmother, who is 85 years old and asked for my daughter to pass her the potatos at the table, “here are your mashed potato’s murderer!” Then there was the year she lambasted our sweet Aunt Helen for saying ‘you are such a cute girl!’
Well, you know how that went. It is a little awkward when after hearing that, your daughter says “excuse me” then comes back with her hair shaved off. It would be one thing if she was 15 years old, but she is 36.
Anyway, this year I thought I would make it easier on everyone and avoid that. In fact, I assumed she was okay with this, because when I told her our plans she said, ‘fuck your colonial massacre feast’.
But I guess she can protest not coming if it makes her better…I mean, feel better.”
We caught up with Kaylee Johnson to get her response.
“I don’t care if I was never invited, and whether or not I agreed to that, or how much they beg me to come now. I am not going period! Sure, they never sent me a formal invitation or anything, but I assumed that since we are all family, they wouldn’t say no if I showed up. But fuck them because I am not going! FAFO.”
We asked for clarification as to why she kept saying “FAFO”.
“It means ‘Fuck Around and Find Out’. They are soooo going to miss not having me there. You just watch! If they want my love they are going to have to earn it. Go ahead and not invite me. I fucking dare you! I don’t care! I am not showing up anyway!! FAFO!!”
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