Hubby Uses “…NOT!” as a Punchline for “THE LAST F**KING TIME!”
Fishers, IN Breaking News: While insisting that using “NOT” as a punchline is still a legitimate form of comic trope,...
Month: May 2020
So I guess people laugh when you tell them what your name is now…
By: Karen Schmidt (Contributor) Hey ladies! What in the world is going on lately? Just the other day, I was...
Mommy Unwittingly Creates Drama By Buying 15 Eggplants At Grocery Store
Santa Fe, NM Breaking News: Local Mommy, Chloe’s Mommy Annie unwittingly created drama in her relationship with Chloe’s Daddy and...
So You Accidentally Ran Over The Family Pet Again…
By Marianne Bartlett-Jones (Contributor) Hey ladies! Today I was reminded of a very important thing: Bad habits can lead to...
Is Being A Stay At Home Mommy Really The “Hardest Job In The World”?
By Mommy Jen (Mommy Blog Administrator) I know ladies, this is just click bait and I am sorry. Of course...
Breaking News! Emergency Room Visit Diminishes Value of “Thoughtful” Mother’s Day Gift from Hubby
Murray, Utah Breaking News. Hailey’s Mommy Sandra Jacobson has reported, and we quote, “my hubby Hailey’s Daddy Mark is a...
So Your Lil’ One Just Said “Go F*ck Yourself You Overbearing C*nt”, But In French!!”
By: Claire Eunice Jackson (Contributor) I have never been prouder of myself, or my Lil’ One than I am right...
Turn Your Panties Into Hard Cold Cash While Saving The Environment!
By: Hillary Smith (Contributor) Hey ladies! It absolutely breaks my heart when me and my lil’ one go to a...
It Would Be Soooo Nice If Certain People Were Not So Passive Aggressive…
By: Teresa Simmons (Contributor) Hey ladies! As Mommies we need to be direct! It is, as they say and I...
Remake Yourself! My Journey From Simple Whore to a Certified Sexpert!!
by Claire Anderson-Chow-Gonzalez-Green (Contributor) Hi Mommies! I know lots of you read my articles and wonder “how can I also...
